once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
Ruffnut x Tuffnut cosplay @ abunaicon2014
SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE!
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT